Steak, mate?

Eating dinner at the Outback Steakhouse — a generic Australian themed restaurant chain — I thought: are there Canadian themed restaurants in Australia? Ones with hockey sticks on the walls instead of boomerangs; pictures of the Rockies and of Beavers instead of Ayer’s Rock and Koalas; the mens washroom labeled for hosers instead of for blokes; and dishes with names like “Toronto Ceaser Salad” instead of “Brisbane Ceaser Salad”?

Then I realized just how tacky and faux-authentic the whole experience is, so I say: leave it to the Australians.

The Texans too.

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