Onion Archives

The Onion, America’s finest news source, redesigned recently. That’s nice. The big news, as far as I’m concerned, is that the archives are now fully viewable and searchable (I think they were “premium” before). Now you can see all the greatest fake online news of the past nine years.

For example, this was the edition when I became (legally) an adult. “Cordless phones” and the Lewinsky debacle. How nostalgic. From the same month: Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq. The early plans for Iraqi invasion — little did they know, ahhh, the innocent days (not really).

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